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self indulgent description
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

(via basedmarina)

invisiblespork:

Why yes, you are correct im-the-asshole-that. I really really hate boomers constantly shitting on my generation.

At my job, I once had to take a training course called “Dealing with Difficult People.” And during that course, for no apparent reason, the instructor…

choochoobear:

decemberpaladin:

tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

Adorable.

I’m not gonna bag on the guy for his Amish beard ‘cuz I’m about the last person who should give anyone shit for their looks - but, Jesus, man - not only is the alpha male pick-up artist bullshit laughable in general, if you have to assure someone - multiple times - you don’t care, you fucking care and it just stinks of desperation.

This is just saddening to even read.

(via mogatrat)

catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”

(via mogatrat)

pasta-corps:

This is me after watching sports anime

(via pettyartist)

sublimesublemon:

baptisms:

*picks you up for prom in an evangelion unit* 

haha your mom had to give you a ride what a loser

(via blushies)

avalanchezer0:

avalanchezer0:

STREAMING THE BIRD DATING GAME

NO BUT REALLY COME SEE THIS FUCKERY