twofingerswhiskey:

lesbianaunt:

Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.

Cowan’s Auctions

this is fucking incredible

we all know butch was the baddest ass mother fucker here

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

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nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

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nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

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thewinterwidow:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it

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shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets” 

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

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